Monday, October 19, 2009

Halloween #7

She is the strongest girl in the world.

At night, her names float in my head like wild songs: Comestibles. Delicatessa. Windowshade. Mackrelmint.

That house is empty, my mother says. Little girls are not allowed to live by themselves like that. Stop talking foolishness.

Her red hair stands out like fire. Her monkey chatters on her back.

You are too old to have imaginary friends, my mother says.

She rolls out cookies on the kitchen floor, has a treasure chest full of gold. Her father is a pirate king. She can lift her horse over her head, outrun a thousand policemen.

I'm afraid we are going to have to take you to the doctor, my mother says. The pastor visits and they have a hushed discussion behind a closed livingroom door.

She scratches at the kitchen window and grins in, her eyes sparkling with green.
I have two pistols, she says. One of them is for you.

24 comments:

Shalee said...

Beck, some literary agent has to find you soon.

That is all.

Shalee said...

Well, this too: Should other's be frighted of me since MY nickname was Pippi Longstocking too? I didn't have the guns, but I was the strongest girl in the world with a thing for candy...

Jill said...

Oh - best one yet!!!!!!!!!! I always thought Pippi needed to be committed! LOL!!!

Christine said...

i will never, ever read children's lit without being scared again!

Teacher Mommy said...

You may have to publish these in a real. live. book.

Chantal said...

oh Pi Pi of old. How I miss you. She wasn't too far off this description :)

Heidi Ashworth said...

Yay Pippi!!

Omaha Mama said...

Can I just tell you I'm not as familiar with Pippi, but loved this anyways.
And was disturbed all weekend whenever Max & Ruby came on, which was about 10 times!

LEstes65 said...

Pippi used to creep me out as a kid. Now I know why!

Gretchen said...

Evil!

heidiannie said...

I love Pippi! I love your view of Pippi! I would still like to hang out with her. Thanks for this series, Beck. You have made my Halloween season so much eerier.

Recovering Sociopath said...

This is great. Great, great, great.

Erin M. said...

Freakin' FABULOUS! Gives me the willies!

Chrissy said...

hahaha! I love that they called the pastor. Brilliant.

CDP said...

and my papa just happens to have been a cannibal king...

kys said...

I am really enjoying these! You are great!

Adventures In Babywearing said...

Ooooh you are good.

Steph

Kat said...

Yipes! And, you rock! :)

Sarah said...

These have been making my day. Please look into a real live book. I love it.

Melissa from the Blue House said...

OH MY GOSH, how do you squeeze so much into so few words? My stomach just did flips...

Michelle said...

Creepy!

Patois said...

You have yet to disappoint.

painted maypole said...

chills

Reluctant Housewife said...

Oh! Pippi Longstocking.

okay then.

I didn't know. Thank heavens for blog comments.