Friday, October 16, 2009

Halloween 5#

Once there had been a mother.

He remembered her, a bit - her breath that smelled like communion grape juice and cigarettes, her harsh laugh and her sudden rages, the way he was frightened and small and hiding underneath his bed, in his tent, under the slide at the playground, hiding from her giant hitting hands and her loud voice.

Ruby made her go away.

He didn't remember much of that night - nothing much more than Ruby giving him warm funny tasting milk at bedtime and then his sleepy awareness of raised yelling female voices and a sudden loud noise and then silence. Then he woke up the next morning to Ruby bright and extra cheerful and the kitchen extra clean and a new vegetable garden in the backyard.

He likes working in the garden. He likes putting his hands in the dirt, likes watering the fat jolly vegetables. Ruby smiles and brings him lemonade and they have picnics for lunch and sometimes he sits on the swing even though the swing is getting smaller and smaller all the time.

He keeps forgetting to ask Ruby about the shrinking swing. He forgets sometimes that Grandma went away a long time ago and finds himself standing in front of her house where strangers live now. He forgets that Mom went away, too, and hides under the piano bench, hides under the front steps, until Ruby lures him out with gummy worms and trips to the ice cream store.

"Ruby," says their neighbour Mrs. Huffington over the fence. "You're doing a wonderful job looking after him, but your whole life is passing you by."

He remembers that sometimes, the way he remembers the surprising bits of red in the kitchen, the loud sound, his mother's sharp breath and giant hurting hands. But then it's time for a picnic and the sun is bright and it's time to work in the garden again, their special garden where the vegetables come up so big and ripe.

42 comments:

Kyla said...

Best one yet!

katdish said...

Oh. Em. Gee.

That was awesome.

CAQuincy said...

FINALLY! The answer!

Patois said...

I really like this. Please don't make me choose my favorite!

And, in a cosmic twist of fate, my verification word is Suess.

(Creepy Twilight Zone intro commences.)

Katie said...

I am kind of haunted (fascinated? repelled?) by the whole Max & Ruby premise. Love.

Amy said...

Agreed. Best one yet. VERY well written!

Can it be Halloween time, alllllll the time??

Chrissy said...

Best one yet!!!

Bea said...

GOOSE BUMPS!!!

Teacher Mommy said...

Officially award worthy. I'm giving you a TeacherMommy's Top Marks Award for this one. I'll email you the pic and I'll write it up on my blog ASAP.

WOW.

kgirl said...

Awesome. I've always kind of wished someone would do away with Ruby, but I feel I understand her a little better now.

b*babbler said...

So twisted - I LOVE it!

Laanykidsmom said...

Truly frightening. I had no idea. Poor Max. Poor Ruby.

Magpie said...

"Ruby made her go away." I'd been wondering about that. Thank you for the clarification.

Jennifer (ponderosa) said...

EEK.

I have mixed feelings about Max and Ruby. I can't stand Ruby, that bossy older sister, but Max just cracks me up. He's just like my son.

Subspace Beacon said...

ACK!

Scary. Blood soaked! Creepy! WHY does Louise' mother let her child play w/ these two deviants.

I do an awesome impersonation of Ruby's voice. My husband says it makes his testicles shoot back into his body cavity. This is always my goal.

Mary-LUE said...

"Your whole life is passing you by..."

THAT was a riot, as usual. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Except NO Thank You for the Max and Ruby song now stuck in my head... and Ruby's voice... her piercing voice)

Sue said...

The comments are almost as good as your post!

Almost...

=)

Carrien said...

This story is the only logical conclusion possible after watching the Ruby and Max show.

I'm enjoying these.

I bet you could have some fun with, I love you forever. Even though that book makes me cry.

Suburban Correspondent said...

You are a very sick person. And, obviously, one who has been forced to read picture books one time too many.

Have we done Curious George yet? I can't remember.

Rachel said...

Best. Ever. I LOVE IT. Fabulous job! I am going to facebook-link you.

StarryGirl said...

Well, alrighty then. Well done.

Chantal said...

suddenly I feel bad about constantly being annoyed with Ruby :)

Omaha Mama said...

Ewwwww. Did I say that on the last one? This time I mean it. And love it.

Gretchen said...

How will you top this? This is seriously funny and seriously twisted.

wherewiller said...

You? And this? Are both AWESOME.

Nicole said...

I always wondered...

daysgoby said...

YES! This explains SO MUCH!

Yamile said...

Oh wow Beck! This is AWESOME! So, so sad, and scary. But mainly sad.

painted maypole said...

well, now I have a whole new respect for Bossy Miss Ruby.

Draft Queen said...

This is amazing. I have long pondered the lack of adult supervision on that show and this will forever be my accepted explanation.

InTheFastLane said...

Ha Ha Ha!!! Now I know! I have often wondered :)

LEstes65 said...

Oh my GOODNESS. You are so good at these, I'm really wondering why you aren't writing your own books.

Steph @Red Clay Diaries said...

I already Tweeted you my appreciation. But I'll add that I asked Charlie (of Graveyard Dance fame on my blog) to read it. His response? "Hers are a lot darker than mine was."

Um, yeah.

canadacole said...

Brilliant. Your whole series has me on the edge of my seat. Love it!

Barrie said...

I'm not exactly sure what was so creepy about this one. But, I'm definitely creeped out. Good job! Oooh....and then my word verification is "billy". Maybe this guy's name is Billy? Yikes!

Christine said...

i am officially FREAKED out. but in a good halloween-spirit sort of way.!

minnesotamom said...

Fun to read, but I don't think I'm familiar with this show/book. Too bad for me.

Sarah said...

Best yet. Because that show always creeps me out. Max & his one word per episode.

Janet said...

I always just assumed she was at work. Damn.

Tracey - Just Another Mommy Blog said...

EEEEwwwwww!!!!! :)

Reluctant Housewife said...

I always wondered where their mom was!

Homemaker Man said...

That was really great. I was piinted your way by suburban correspondent at the more, the messier.