Friday, October 9, 2009

Halloween #3

The Trouble With Papa

It was a beautiful fall day in Bearville, but Sister wasn't out playing with the other kids. She had something on her mind.

"Mama," said Sister, "Why does Papa always wear the same overalls? Why does he always eat in the shed? How come Doctor Bear has been here so much this week?"

"Now, now, Sister," said Mama. "There is nothing for you to worry about. Have an oatmeal chewy caramel cookie and go play with Brother."

"Oh boy!" said Sister and happily ran to the park. Papa was thumping and yelling in the shed.

Brother and his friends were throwing a baseball around and having a friendly argument.

"I think zombies are a curse from God!" said Freddy, throwing the ball to Too Tall.

"Ha!" said Too Tall. "That's because you're stupid. Everyone knows that someone becomes a zombie when another zombie bites 'em."

"I think -" said Brother and stopped when he saw Sister coming. "Let's talk about something else now, boys!"

They played ball until suppertime, and then Brother and Sister walked back home together. Papa was still thumping and yelling in the shed.

"Papa sure is busy right now!" said Sister.

Brother looked sad. "Hey Sister!" he said. "Look at that neat cloud!"

That's funny, thought Sister. It was almost like Brother was changing the subject.

Doctor Bear was just getting into her car as the cubs got to their house.

"Is everything all right, Doctor Bear?" asked Brother.

"Everything is much the same, Brother," said Doctor Bear. "Remember what I said about helping Mama look after Sister."

"I don't need Brother to look after me!" said Sister. "I am almost eight years old. I can look after myself."

"Of course," said Doctor Bear, but she seemed distracted. "Goodbye, cubs. I'll be back tomorrow morning."

Mama called them in for supper. "Cubs," she said while they were sitting at the table. "Tomorrow, Papa and I are going away on a long... vacation. You are going to go stay with Gram and Gramps! Won't that be fun?"

Sister thought it did sound like fun, but she wondered where Mama and Papa where going. She wondered what Papa was making in the shed that was keeping him in there all the time. She wondered why he was thumping and yelling so much.

All of a sudden, Sister had a great big idea. After everyone was in bed, she would sneak out of the house and go see what Papa was making in the shed! It would be such a good surprise!

23 comments:

Christine said...

creeeeeeepy! good one, beck!

Barb said...

I can't believe you're doing this - a creepy serial story - wonderful!

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to you and your family. :-)

Becky said...

Awesome... this one made me laugh right out loud! I would love to hear more. :)

Julia said...

Aaaaaah, Sister-- nooooooooo!

moplans said...

I just cannot think of an appropriate comment here.

Kyla said...

Don't go in there!

Tracey - Just Another Mommy Blog said...

You are FREAKING ME OUT! But I love them all. I see a market in the literary world for this, my dear.

LEstes65 said...

Ok, you HAVE to finish this one!

Laanykidsmom said...

I just read a Bears book to my son at the dr. office this week. It always ticks me off how they make Papa Bear the dopey one. Time for revenge, Papa Bear!

Julie Julie Bo Boolie said...

I confess I'm all aflutter hoping to find out where Max and Ruby's parents have REALLY been all this time. In the shed with Papa Bear perhaps???

Marmite Breath said...

Is Papa an alcoholic? Or a serial killer? Is there a wood chipper in that shed? Or are they doing Hillbilly Rehab and Papa is locked in the shed in a diaper?

All I know is, Sister is about to get a bad surprise. I'm scared for her!

Beck, I'd like to see you take this idea to TV shows too. But all of them need to be Berenstain Bear related.

Some ideas: Gossip Bear, 9021Bear, Melrose Bear, The Bearchalor, Keeping up with the Berenstain Bears, 30 Bears, Malcolm in the Bears (NSFW).

Beck said...

Papa is a zombie. Hence the boys' zombie conversation. Sister is going to get her brains eaten. The end!

Patois said...

Yes, open the door. That's right. Open the door.

Magpie said...

I saw something nasty in the woodshed.

Jeni said...

I was always a little suspicious of Papa.

His Girl said...

You are so delightfully macabre, my friend.

delightfully.

Karen MEG said...

Loved this!!! And it played out so well, I could see the episode in full colour :).

Happy Thanksgiving!

Barrie said...

WHAT is in the shed? Enquiring minds need to know!!

Alyssa Goodnight said...

My comment was the same as Christine's: creeeeeepy! What happened to Wholesome Holiday Beck? :)

Guess what! I got an agent!!
Thank you very much again for your help!

Betty Crocker said...

I needed this. Seriously. We've been reading the Ber. Bear's trick or treat and my son keeps beating the ever living crap out of Papa bear when he makes the "spooky face."

This might help me get through tonight's reading.

Nicole said...

Noooooooo!!!!! Stay away from the woodshed!!!!

Angeline said...

Ooooo... the suspense is killing me!

Subspace Beacon said...

This also nicely explains the fate of the cubs' now-you-see-him-now-you-don't baby brother Honey Bear. Nom! Nom! Nom!