Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Because Halloween Is Coming

A series of very short stories based on children's television shows.

The Big Red Dog

They say big dogs age faster, but this one, the biggest I've ever seen, has been around for years. His friends - the little poodle, the sweet-faced bulldog - died ages ago and now he wanders around the island by himself, growling at nothing, his giant feet shaking the ground as he walks.

The tourists stopped coming a few years back. We told the media that it was an accident, but you know how it is when people get something into their minds.

Emily came back from university after only a week. Everyone in the town thought it was for the best. Now she stays in her house most of the time. Sometimes at night I think I see her passing by my window, walking with her giant dog.

In the light of the moon, you can't see that he is red.
In the light of the moon, he looks like a giant black dog wandering the island.

I think I can hear her voice talking to him, but I can never hear the words that she says.

I think they walk to the graveyard, maybe. Someone in town swears she saw Emily standing by the graves of Charley, of Jetta, of that nice boy Emily dated in high school. Accidents, the town agreed. All accidents.

The tourists stopped coming anyhow. Now the stores are empty and all of the Big Red Dog souvenirs are covered in dust. This year's Big Red Dog Festival was attended only by the townspeople and a few reporters, Emily blinking in the bright sunlight as she rode on the giant dog's back, the floats from other years following behind, faded and old.

Emily only walks around the town at night now, her giant dog beside her, shaking our houses as he walks.

I think he stopped outside my house last night. In the light of the moon, he looked black.

29 comments:

Jeni said...

Love it! I'll never look at Clifford the same way again!

Steph @Red Clay Diaries said...

Awesome! i wanna play! Can I borrow the idea?

Kelly said...

Well, I for one am glad to see Jetta gone. Good riddance.

(I loved this...thank you)

kgirl said...

OMG - children's lit fan fiction! Love it.

Allysha said...

That is so funny.

Kyla said...

This is awesome.

Janet said...

I always felt like that big, red cheermonger had a dark side. I just knew it.

(brilliant!)

Nicole said...

Love it! The nice boy she dated in high school - so funny. Good post!

happygeek said...

Too funny.
That's why I never trusted that guy.

Gretchen said...

So funny.

I'm looking forward to the next story. I hope you do the twisted tale of The Runaway Bunny's overly creepy, stalkish mother. Shades of Psycho, you know.

minnesotamom said...

You're such a creep-o sometimes. Hilariously "black"!

Christine said...

spoooooooky.....

Hairline Fracture said...

Love this idea! "Emily came back from university after only a week. Everyone in the town thought it was for the best." Hahaha. I guess a giant red dog intensely attached to his owner could be more a curse than a blessing.

Suburban Correspondent said...

I never did like that dog...

LEstes65 said...

Cool!!!!

Melissa from the Blue House said...

Its the whole child star stigma... it always ruins them in the end.

daysgoby said...

*shudder* Creepy!

Tracey - Just Another Mommy Blog said...

Dude. You FREAK ME OUT. What is going on in your mind?

Hannah said...

Only you could make a creepy-yet-lovely story out of Clifford the BRD!

Heather said...

Ooo Spooky. I never thought of Clifford in quite that way!

Angela Fehr said...

Hahahahaha! Love it.

No Mother Earth said...

One of my favourite books as a child was Clifford's Hallowe'en. I still remember it.

Chantal said...

LOL good one.

Teacher Mommy said...

I think I love you. I definitely love your twisted mind.

Kelly @ Love Well said...

Oh Beck. This is classic, wonderful you.

I could think of a few other tales you could adapt. How about "I'll Love You Forever" or "Goodnight Moon" where the old lady whispering hush is really a ghost? (She's gone in the final picture, you know.)

Fairly Odd Mother said...

At least she hasn't moved into the doghouse with him!

And, I agree with Jeni---I'll never look at Clifford the same way again!

Jeana said...

I second "Love you Forever". While I adore the book, the part about the mom sneaking into the house to hold her GROWN son while he sleeps? Was this after he married? Because that's the definition of a nightmare MIL. It's gotta be the prequel to Psycho. Behind the Scenes: Norman, the Younger Years.

katdish said...

Oh, Sweet Fancy Moses!

Thank you advance for my impending nightmares.

I heart Clifford. Jetta probably had it coming...

Patois said...

Brilliant!